M: I'm tyring to find pics of nuns but theyre all sluty P: Slutty nuns omg M: One sec I'll show you a picture P: Noooo don't M: Is she pregnant oh my P: I don't wanna see pics of pregnant sluty nuns M: Oh don't worry it's just two sluty nuns and a pregnant one P: I still don't wanna see that!
"Scottland is in England?"
:sot
fk!
-Kim (PetitePastel) 2k16
*some dude wants to transfer but says some random thing so people ask cindy for help*
"IDK I DON'T SPEAK FUCKING STUPID" - Cindy 2k16
/shit
/sit
- petitepastel 2k16
Your colour may be ur doom
-PurpleA2 2k15 in weel o forunte
Me: "whos dafekinmong?"
I'M THE FUCKING MONG - purple 2k16
Cindy: Mummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Jason: CINDY'S MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
“It looks like a turtle mixed with a tampon” - Jason 2k16
"yeah I know, you were just moaning"
Purple to Phil on call at 5am
Anything Purple has to add to the comment is a lie
Phil just doesn't want to admit he was making farting noises on call
Why are you catching fish at night? Let them sleep - Cindy
Don't gart
frat
fart
- Kim 2k16
“is that a dildo dipper, i’m sorry but that dildo is way to big to fit in that pot:
“I don’t know what to eat”-Phill
“My nan”-Jason
“Cut her into little bits and send her over”-Phill
“I can cremate her if you like”-Jason
“Nah, I think i’ll put her with some rice”-Phill
Purple --> Phill
to
“It’s the fking blue 1 next to you. It’s the same colour as your hair”-Purple
"But my vagina isn't a carpet" ~ Cyndu
“You like the bouncy bouncy”-Cindy 2k16
"gimmie your bank details" - Carlene
"If Mia's having the pasta i'll provide the sauce" - Jason >:(
“I swear there’s like holes in my fingers”-Kim 2k16
http://prntscr.com/9twzwy - Rhycen 2k16
http://prntscr.com/9tynoa - Cindy 2k16
“apparently there’s this candle s**t that’s supposed to make you h**ny”-Cindy 2k16
“Wales is a country? I thought it was an animal”- Cindy 2k16
Gia ---> Phill
to
"I'm Phill-ing myself" - Gia 2k16
Cindy to Purple
"Can I be on top please"
Aaron to Cindy
"That's right Cindy keep backing up"
Aaron: Get your head out of the gutter guys
Jason: But I like my head in the gutter
It was actually "But I like my head up the gutter" but w/e get it right Ay Ay Ron
Carlene transfering someone^
I thought stake was beef - Cindy while playing ToS
Cindy to Phil
"Do you Peel or Cut?"
Phil and Cindy
P: "I can do it with the big ones too"
P: "I get different sized ones every week"
C: "You like different sized ones don't you"
P: "Oh I dooo"
"I fell off my bed and landed in Australia"-Salami 2k16
“You open their legs don’t you and push them through" - Phill 2k16
“oh, I was dominated last night”-Phill 2k16
"I should start charging for my jingles, 2gb" - Cindy 2k16
who needs foreplay when "tongue game on point" - jason 2k16
IT CANT FIT IN MY MOUTH- Ahmed 2k16
"Phill, your picture looks like a mugshot for jail" - Gia 2k16
"And I'm a girl, you're just a bitch" - Cindy 2k16
Mia and Phil
M: I'm tyring to find pics of nuns but theyre all sluty
P: Slutty nuns omg
M: One sec I'll show you a picture
P: Noooo don't
M: Is she pregnant oh my
P: I don't wanna see pics of pregnant sluty nuns
M: Oh don't worry it's just two sluty nuns and a pregnant one
P: I still don't wanna see that!
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